맙소사, 네 페니스가 존나 작아! sph

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

That's what I thought. You're a little guy. That's your nickname.

Or I could just call you Midget Man, Midget Dick, Nana Dick.

There's all sorts of variations I could go with, but I like Little Man. It suits you.

Little Man, Little Voice, Little Wallet.