LynneNiP

Last updated 14th October 2020

The profile picture shows me at the old 'Fantasy Video Club' now closed. Having been fucked by 8 guys and splashed with spunk from about 12 guys, there isn't as much on my tits as a couple of the men licked it off...Fun days.

Using this Covid-19 period to take some great NiP (nude in public) photos in the town centre locations, as it is fairly quiet. I hope you both are using your imagination too for some NiP fun.

I don't Cam or cybersex, I think it's pointless!!!
(The explanation below will clarify).

You having no profile details, means no to being added. I don't send out profile invites...

I'm based in the South-east of England in Eastbourne. I am a 'swinging fanatic' with my Husband and we try and get to as many GROUP 'couples only' sessions that are available. We prefer events that have high numbers attending rather than meeting one other couple. We find that strangely awkward. But happy to meet couples for NiP fun...

We have a liberated/hedonistic lifestyle and are involved in the vibrant swingers scene and associated events to progress our joint hobby. So we are happy to accept invites from other COUPLES to parties and similar club locations in the south east of England. Couples if you are into the NiP fetish (see my postings to the right). Then let us know if you both want to have fun.

Single guys, This isn't a dating site, if you want to do internet dating try eHarmony or similar. You'd be delusional if you thought that women (in general) would think that this website is a valid option to meet someone suitable for a viable, sustainable and committed relationship, particularly as your only lifes' goal is to get your cock wet before turning on Sky Sports to watch another 8 hours of Ugandan 2nd Division football.
In fact most of the other women I know tell me if they want a quick meaningless bit of sex, they go to their local pub and find what they need there, then they can weed out the axe murderers, tight fisted arseholes, domestic violence psychopaths as well as those names listed on the ladies toilet walls as being not just useless at sex, but ....'fucking useless' .....and other comments such as "my vibrator has more personality and can hold a better conversation" ...

Men, you have all the options and opportunity to have some fun with other single women in your local area. With a lot of effort (let's face it, you've got defects) and a positive approach it will be easy for you to meet those local lonely women you crave. Try single women (that you turned down when you were with your mates to impress them) in your pubs/bars, clubs, butchers, betting shops and public libraries.

Single men: Happy to chat with you on this website only via the messenger facility, just won't be meeting you to be your sexual social worker and charity sex provider.
If the above statement was too offensive to your sensitivities, then google search for nearest therapist and suicide team.

To the men who live in certain parts of the world (generating mass immigration) who think that white western women are the solution to their shitty religions and economic situations:
NO! Not interested in being your 'passport' into my country...!!! (Groan when will it stop).
(The fact that you don't have your country listed on your profile (common muslim, african and indian ploy) always provides a clue that you are embarrassed of your origin and gives some merit that the rest of the world doesn't like you.
Deal with it, and shop locally.

We are planning to do more photography this year with me posing outdoors in various locations. We have also decided to find new venues to visit, both home and abroad and try a hardcore element to our sexual activity. It should be fun and will be with a bit of planning and anticipation

The NiP fetish photos and the models I like to follow:

Jenny Scordamaglia on YouTube
Lexo.
Sabine aka Silke/Helki (disappeared after her last pregnancy)
A site for good NiP ideas: Frivolous Dress Order
Ring-360.com or see them on You Tube
Voyeurweb (which I have had photos published on that website).

So I hope you find some good ideas on my profile for you to have fun with your partner.

FAQs ..............PLEASE READ !!!!!!!!!!!!

Q1. Do you have Skype, MSN, Yahoo, AOL, BSKYB, BBC, ITV, Fox News Network or anything else?

A. I have Yahoo Messenger but I will only chat on here, thanks!!!

Q2. Can you talk dirty to me?

A. Garbage, rubbish, recycle, crap, unclean, soiled, carbon footprint, Covid-19 and finally filthy.

Now, did you manage to shoot your man-porridge all over your keyboard based on the dirty filthy talk above?

Q3. Will you supply me with photos because "I'm sure there are no nude photos of any women on this site or any other website on the world wide web"?

A. NO! I don't supply Photo Harvesters, Use the camera on your expensive phone to take some 'happy snaps' of your grateful partner. You know you want to....

Q4. Are you interested in cam to cam?

A. Nope. What's the point in supplying lazy men with viral sex. Camming is as about as pointless as me giving a soapy tit wank to a guy with a two inch penis, I don't get any benefit from either activity.

Q5. Do you want to see my cock on cam?

A. Nope. Ask your wife, girlfriend, lover, mistress or go and flash on a motorway verge, train platform or outside a Police Station!

Q6. Do you like my cock pictures?

A. I'm not interested in your cock pictures. What's the point? Apart from a really lame attempt to boost your already low ego!

Q7. I have a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 cm penis, so what do you think?

A. Nothing. Ask your partner. If you don't have a partner then the realisation should suddenly hit you that there is more to attraction than inches or indeed centimetres.

Q8. Would you like to Skype with me?

A. NO! I don't own Skype, try the phone sex sites on the web, the 'LIVE SEX' section found on the black menu above and have your bank account & credit card details ready!!

Q9. Will you meet me as a single guy?

A. Nope, did that once, it was 10 mins of rather ordinary sex and 3 hours of inane chatter over tea and biscuits about why his wife doesn't understand him. Try the local women in your area or interupt your wife who is busy making your house into a family home.

Q10. My wife/girlfriend (who trusts me) was....

(1) Involved in a seven car pile up and is in hospital for 3 months...

(2) Has gone to her mum's funeral and to make arrangements, plus consol her grieving father and is away for 3 weeks

(3) Is due to give birth next week with likely complications...

(4) Has been told she has terminal cancer with only 4 weeks to live or...

(5) Has given me the children that i wanted to continue my legacy and is far too tired due to all the required effort to bring them up correctly, not that I would know due to my lack of input...

(6) Has told me I'm crap in bed, my body stinks, that my cock whiffs of Camembert and she goes up to bed before I do and pretends to be asleep...

(7) Uses the excuse that she has gone through the menopause to finally stop me from jumping on her for sex because to be frank, she doesn't think you're that good at it. You believe the "menopause excuse" despite the evidence to the contrary with there being an abundance of porn featuring women over age of 50...

"Damn it I married the dumb bitch and bought her flowers 8 years ago. I'm pissed off she isn't considerate enough to be here and take care of ME !!!'

So.....

Will you meet me for sex, because evidently you are that 'sort' who would fuck anyone?

Answer: NO !

Q11. I'm from a far-off land (which has a reputation for treating women as third class citizens) and "I want you to fly over to my country or travel up north to places like Bradford/Oldham/Newham/Rochdale or any grooming area at your expense to meet me and so I can worship you for the first 24 hours then put you to work for the next 24 years".

A. Mmmm. Get real......No thanks !!!

Q12. You inform me that you are neither Gay or a Bi (in fact you think those sorts of deviants should burn in hell), but you want me to use a 'strap-on' for 'pegging'.
"Will you help me with something my Church/Mosque-going Wife won't do?" you ask.

A. As long as I can do it in front your business friends and the local towns people in the middle of your local bar/pub/club. The local newspaper Reporter must be in attendance. You have to be wearing one of your wife's frumpy dresses and her unfashionable make-up. But I'm warning you I'm not going to use any lubricants, not even CRUNCHY PEANUT butter. You better not "whimper" sissy-boi as I have invited your parents to witness you finally getting some ..sense.. 'put' into you.

Gosh, I see you're not able to stifle your STIFFY at this point. Oh dear...Epic fail on my part.

Naughty, naughty man.